Indianapolis, Indiana - Tom Brady’s wife, super model Gisele Bundchen, is placing the blame squarely on the Patriots receivers for the teams Super Bowl loss last night. “I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times. My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time” she was heard saying. She may indeed have a good point, as we saw key drops late in the game from receivers Wes Welker and Deion Branch. Another good point would be that she should keep her fucking mouth shut and stick to doing what has made her millions of dollars – showing her tits and ass to the world – NOT playing the role of football analyst! NFL receivers make their living catching footballs. You made your living helping guys jerk off! NFL receivers, though they make mistakes, they know about catching footballs. It is their business, it is their craft. The only balls you know about catching are the ones between men’s legs. Your business and craft is modeling underwear. The next time we need to catch a whack, we’ll look to you. As far as football analysis and opinion goes, we’ll look elsewhere for that.