Pearl, Mississippi - The end of the year is almost upon us. And every tv show, magazine, and web site will be giving you their best and worst lists of the year in numerous categories. Ridicularity.com would like to help you by offering our review for the absolute best product introduced to the public this year. We like to keep you up to date on not just the news, but revolutionary products as well. Therefore, our product of the year for 2010 is the shake weight. This piece of exercise equipment burst onto the scene this year, promising to deliver dynamic results to your arms and shoulders…..and no other muscle on your body! This “amazing” product does so by holding a single dumbbell in front of you as you shake it, the coils then fire back and forth, challenging your muscles like never before…..well, not since you fist pumped in the club for 5 minutes. Now, we don’t expect you just to take our word for it, so we are also offering testimonials from other people we contacted who experienced the shake weight. Here’s what some of them had to say…..
Chris Grant, personal trainer from Austin, Texas – “A lady who had used the shake weight for 2 months and was not satisfied with her results came to me and wanted me to train her. I told her “absolutely” and to come back the next day and bring the shake weight. When she came back the next day, I walked out to her car with her, took her shake weight, and threw it through her windshield. I then looked at her and said “psych!!” then walked back inside.”
Lindsay Davis, personal trainer from Austin, Texas – “One of my clients purchased a shake weight and brought it in to me and asked if we could spend that day’s session training with it. I cut her…. Not only from my list of clients, but also with a knife.”
Keith Robinson, business owner from New Orleans, Louisiana – “This thing is about as ridiculous as the Saints constantly talking about how they helped “bring New Orleans back” after hurricane Katrina. It’s been 5 years, let it go. Where were you when I made the decision to order this freakin shake weight?! Yeah, you really helped out there, didn’t you!?”
Jay Martin, accountant from Nashville, Tennessee – “I love this thing! I find myself needing a daily reminder to make bad choices in my life. All I have to do is look at my shake weight and that’s taken care of.”
Peyton Manning, NFL quarterback, Indianapolis, Indiana – “I’ll endorse anything. I love this product.”
It’s easy to see why we would make the shake weight the Ridicularity.com 2010 product of the year. So if you’re still debating on whether or not to buy yourself one, DON’T WAIT, HURRY……..to shoot yourself in the face.