New Mexico - People are killed every day, most of them are good people who did not deserve such a fate. But when a plot to murder and castrate Justin Bieber failed recently, it just further proved how unfair life can be. Dana Martin, a convicted felon who is currently locked up in a New Mexico prison, recruited two men who were previously in prison with Martin to travel to New York and kidnap Justin Beieber in between two shows he was performing at Madison Square Garden. The plan was to then castrate Bieber with a pair of garden clippers before killing him. The plan began to unravel when the two men took a wrong turn during their trip to commit the crimes and they ended up crossing a Canadian border. A U.S. border agent then arrested one of the men on the spot for outstanding warrants he still had in New Mexico. Afterwards, the other man involved called Martin back in the New Mexico prison and told him he wouldn’t want to carry out the murder alone. The problem is that the phone call was being recorded by the prison. Martin confessed to the plot and the other men were arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit these awesome crimes. It could have all been over… No more teeny bopper garbage music that Bieber makes. No more of his douche bag haircut and clothes he wears. No more moronic teenage girls screaming for him. All of it ruined by one arrest at a U.S. border to Canada. Oh great, the police will give you a speeding ticket for going 60 in a 55 zone, but they can’t just turn their back for a second while Justin Bieber gets his nuts cut off?!