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Michael Vick Injured Again, Unfortunately Not a Broken Neck

Posted on 25 September 2011 by bmar1127

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – One week after leaving a game against the Falcons with a concussion, Michael Vick was forced to leave today’s game with an injury yet again. This time, it was a broken hand. The injury was suffered in the third quarter when the quarterback was hit by Giants defensive tackle, Chris Canty. The dog murdering QB claims that it was a late hit that was never called. “Every time I throw the ball, I’m on the ground” Vick said after the game. “And I don’t know why I don’t get the 15-yard flags like everybody else does.” Vick has a point, as we have seen other quarterbacks such as Tom Brady and Peyton Manning get the calls in similar situations. However, those men have also never electrocuted a dog. Nor have they held a dogs head under water and beat him. After the game, Vick made his feelings known about the late hits he feels he’s been taking, saying ”I was trying to protect myself, still didn’t get a flag and that’s pretty much been the story for the last three weeks. I mean, obviously at some point something catastrophic is going to happen and I broke my hand.” And catastrophic it is…. Catastrophic that he only broke his hand and not his neck. The season is still young, however. And given the frequency with which Vick gets injured, we can still keep our fingers crossed, as we have 13 more chances to see him hopefully fracture his spinal cord. The Eagles will perform a CT scan on Monday. Vick did, however, find one positive about the injury, saying that since the injury is to his right hand, he will still have his left hand free to murder dogs.

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