Arlington, Texas - Monday night’s matchup between the Cowboys and Bears saw Tony Romo exceed even his own expectations of how terrible he could possibly be. He did so not only by throwing 5 interceptions, but also performing a couple of miracles: making a douchebag like Jay Cutler look good AND being pulled for Kyle Orton. Let that last one just sink in: He was pulled in favor of Kyle fucking Orton. Romo says he has always known he had the potential to be this terrible, and after 6 years as the Cowboys starting quarterback, he has finally reached that potential. Though many extremely foolish media members and Cowboy fans have stated that Romo was indeed a good quarterback, people with eyes that can see him play have always known better. Romo certainly didn’t make it easy on himself, setting the bar high for just how bad he could be after years of interceptions, fumbles, timely losses, and imploding teams. The fact that he has now managed to top all of that shows just how far he has come in his mediocre career. From fumbling a hold and costing the Cowboys a rare playoff game, to self destructing year after year in December when he had the chance to lead his team back to the playoffs, to tonight, Tony Romo has truly reached a mark that he never dreamed was possible. Though certainly a mark that we all knew very well that the pathetic QB was capable of reaching. It truly is proof that if you set goals for yourself, work hard, have talented receivers, tight ends, a billionare egomaniacal owner who should leave coaching to the coaches, and utterly pathetic, delusional local media and fans who for some reason think the Cowboys are still “America’s Team,”, that your dreams can come true. That is if your dreams are being a mediocre at best quarterback.