Indio, California - For the last two days, the internet has been dominated with talk of the appearance of a “hologram” Tupac Shakur at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. During a set with Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, and other assholes, a hologram of the late rapper appeared and performed on stage. The “hologram” which turned out to be a reflection technique from the 19th century, was so realistic, that many people in the crowd actually thought it was the real Tupac. It should be noted, however, that those people were incredibly high on weed and ecstasy at the time. Though it was certainly not the real Tupac, reports are that the “hologram” version was just as big a piece of shit as the real Shakur was. Festival organizers say he was very demanding and disrespectful backstage and more than one woman has accused hologram Tupac of forcing himself on her. Nothing has been proven as these kinds of accusations are common when it comes to rich and successful holographic versions of deceased rappers. Police are looking into the matter, however, as they agree that if hologram Tupac is anything like the living Tupac was, then he is a real piece of shit who would have no qualms about raping someone. These were not the only complaints about hologram Tupac either, as many backstage said that he shouted at festival employees, exposed himself to many women backstage, and even threatened to stab an assistant if he “didn’t get paid and laid immediately.”