Washington, D.C. - On the one year anniversary of the killing of Osama Bin Laden, new information is coming to light. We now know that Bin Laden wanted to kill President Barack Obama. This information comes as a shock to many given the extreme hatred Bin Laden possessed for the United States, for the elimination of Obama would have greatly helped the nation. Bin Laden apparently wanted Obama dead because vice president Joe Biden would be “unprepared” to take over as President. Whether or not Biden would have been prepared, the important thing to focus on here is that Obama would not be President anymore. Bin Laden apparently planned to assassinate Obama by hijacking Air Force One (easy, assholes! Not so sure those fucking box cutters are going to scare people again!) In a letter to one of his top lieutenants, Bin Laden wrote “Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis.” Whatever, all we heard was Obama would not be President anymore. Unfortunately, he is, as he travels to Afghanistan tonight to continue to issue a speech and likely continue to use the killing of Osama Bin Laden on his campaign trail as if he actually did anything himself. So as details of this planned assassination emerge, confusion continues to grow as to why Bin Laden would help out a nation he so passionately hated. We don’t know. All we could think about was that Obama would not be President anymore.