New York City - Former Texas A&M quarterback Ryan Tannehill was taken 8th overall by the Miami Dolphins tonight, thus completing his journey from being an overrated shitty NFL prospect to now becoming an overrated shitty NFL quarterback. After posting an unimpressive 29 touchdowns and 15 interceptions last season and leading his Aggies to an unimpressive 7-6 record, Tannehill’s name somehow began being thrown around as a potential top 10 pick. Of course, it’s easy to see why he was so highly rated after finishing his senior season tied for 4th in the Big 12 for touchdown passes (out of 10 teams, playing against shitty defenses) and tied for the most interceptions by any quarterback in the conference. Shortly after the poor decision was made to draft Tannehill, the Dolphins have released a statement saying that they are “clearly not fans of having a good quarterback start for our team” and that “we are, and will continue to be, completely focused on wasting high draft picks.”