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America’s Newest Model Family: The Favres

Posted on 19 April 2012 by bmar1127

Poplarville, Mississippi - Dylan Favre, the nephew of former NFL great, Brett Favre, was arrested early this morning after a traffic stop in Pearl River County in Mississippi. During that traffic stop, deputies found marijuana and paraphernalia-type items and charged Favre with posession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute. Favre had recently left Mississippi State University and transferred to nearby Pearl River Community College, a common move for someone who maybe isn’t as good as they thought they were. Dylan Favre’s arrest comes less than a year and a half after Brett Favre’s sister, Brandi, was arrested and was charged with possession of two or more ingredients to manufacture methamphetamine, and generating hazardous material. And of course, nobody will forget two years ago when Brett Favre himself was accused of sexual harassment from his time with the New York Jets. For Christ’s sake, the man even sent one woman a picture of his dong….his extremely flaccid dong! How does one family achieve all of this in such a short time? No one knows for sure, but it’s a pretty safe bet that it begins by voiding yourself of all aspirations. That’s where people go wrong….by having personal goals. You have to let those things go if you want to be like the Favres! Sure, you could be like these other so called “model families” of the past like the Cleavers and the Cunninghams. They were all about morals, values, and life lessons. The Favres say no thank you to that shit, as they are about other things…. like making drugs, selling drugs, and dick pics.

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