Indianapolis, Indiana - The New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 21-17 tonight to win Super Bowl XLVI, giving the team their second championship in five seasons. It also gives Eli Manning his second Super Bowl MVP as he was given the award for his performance, completing 30 out of 40 passes for 296 yards and 1 touchdown. But it was what happened after the trophies were handed out that had Manning upset. Apparently, before the game, it was agreed upon by the game’s two star quarterbacks – Manning and Tom Brady – that they would be performing a brobang on Madonna after the game. When they approached Madonna, given the fact that she has always been a whore and is completely desperate to stay in the spotlight these days, she agreed as well. The stage was set for a Super Bowl brobang. However, immediately after Manning was presented with the trophy for most valuable player, he bolted off stage (as we can see by Dan Patrick having to call him back to get the keys to his new Corvette) and ran to the locker room to meet up with Brady. As he entered the locker room, he was met with the sight of Tom Brady already thrusting into Madonna. He then noticed that he had apparently been replaced in the brobang by New England tight end, Aaron Hernandez. As Manning stood watching Brady and Hernandez high five each other while both going to town on Madonna, the quarterback’s eyes filled with water, resembling the sweat that was forming on Tom Brady’s abs as he thrust repeatedly into the aging pop singer that should have just given up her career long ago. But why the change of heart from Brady? Was he so upset over the fact that Manning had beaten him on the field that he felt this was a suitable revenge? Was he told not to brobang with the enemy? Or was it the fact that Eli Manning looks like a mixture of a trout and a pig with down syndrome? Ridicularity.com will investigate and bring you answers as soon as we find them.




