Starkville, Mississippi – The annual in state rivalry game between Mississippi State and Ole Miss, referred to as the “Egg Bowl,” will feature a little extra flare this year as Mississippi State has been chosen as the first team ever to wear the new “LB Deluxe” uniforms from Adidas. The LB stands for Loose Butthole, and in keeping wtih the recent trend of Nike’s uniforms for teams like Georgia and Under Armour’s for Maryland, these uniforms are definitely hideous and will more than likely be appreciated by only the most unrealistic and bias fans who, no matter what, never have anything negative to say about their team. The Bulldogs “LB Deluxe” uniforms will feature gold numbers, the state of Mississippi on the shoulders, an enlarged Mississippi State logo on the chest that makes them look like MSU’s dysfunctional basketball team, and special gold cleats. The back of the jerseys will not feature the last name of the player, as they will instead read Hail State. As terrible of a design it is, the new LB Deluxe uniforms will certainly be a treat for those MSU fans who are colorblind. It should also be a treat for the people of Mississippi in general, as they can take pride knowing a team from their state was chosen as the first team ever to wear the Adidas uniforms, continuing their trend of being first in the nation…like they have been in obesity rate for many years. The eyesores can be seen when the two teams clash on November 26th.