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Posted on 08 May 2012
Guntown, Mississippi - As the search continues for Adam Mayes, the man who is accused of abducting a woman and her three daughters, the FBI has issued a statement urging anyone who sees the man to fuck him where he stands. Normally, police will warn people not to attempt to fuck a suspect where they [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 07 May 2012
Anaheim, California - Albert Pujols hit his first home run of the season last night, breaking his 110 at bat homerless streak. The streak was the longest of Pujols’ career and had fans questioning and even booing the first baseman. After the game, the first baseman, in his first year of a 240 million dollar [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 02 May 2012
Brandon, Mississippi - Concerns that there may be a shortage of assholes in the United States have recently been quieted by the people of Mississippi. It is all due to American Idol contestant Skylar Laine, who is from the state. And simply because she is from the state, Mississippians act like she is just the [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 01 May 2012
Washington, D.C. - On the one year anniversary of the killing of Osama Bin Laden, new information is coming to light. We now know that Bin Laden wanted to kill President Barack Obama. This information comes as a shock to many given the extreme hatred Bin Laden possessed for the United States, for the elimination [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 01 May 2012
Washington, D.C. - On this day exactly one year ago, our country became a much safer place when Osama Bin Laden was killed. But new developments out of Washington now have us asking exactly how safe are we? News arrived early this morning that Osama Bin Laden’s brother, Doug Bin Laden, is indeed still alive. [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 26 April 2012
New York City - Former Texas A&M quarterback Ryan Tannehill was taken 8th overall by the Miami Dolphins tonight, thus completing his journey from being an overrated shitty NFL prospect to now becoming an overrated shitty NFL quarterback. After posting an unimpressive 29 touchdowns and 15 interceptions last season and leading his Aggies to an unimpressive 7-6 record, [...] Continue Reading